Wanted to make a note on how queer the men's room is on our floor. When I take a pee there, every once in a while you'll hear a long farting sound like that from a sitting butt. Seriously, it is about 10~15 seconds long in duration.
When I first heard it, I would move my eyes side to side as to who could be guilty of doing it. There was none ofcourse, but I think the building beside ours could be the culprit.
And then I figured out, it must be just some packages being delivered down a chute somewhere. They might be making those noises. But I could be wrong o_O